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		<title>Good Food</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 09:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<title>Two Women Without Their Husbands</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 13:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<title>Is the wife in control?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 11:44:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<title>A Loving Husband</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hassan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician&#8217;s office. After the exam, she shyly said, &#8220;My husband wants me to ask you&#8230;,&#8221; to which the doctor replies, &#8220;I know, I know,&#8221; placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. &#8220;I get asked that all the time. Levitra prescription Purchase viagra Sex [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/a-loving-husband/' addthis:title='A Loving Husband' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Too many questions??</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 23:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hassan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy met a woman at a bar and she took him home to have sex. Afterwards w hen he is getting dressed, he sees a picture of some guy on her dresser. He asks her who the picture is of and she replies, &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry about it.&#8221; He then says, &#8220;Well is that your [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/too-many-questions/' addthis:title='Too many questions??' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>woman 30 years younger</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hassan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/woman-30-years-younger/' addthis:title='woman 30 years younger' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Bank Account</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:52:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stupidity Unlimited</dc:creator>
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		<title>What a Coincidence!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hassan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Breast Enlargement</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>guess</dc:creator>
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		<title>10 reasons why&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 08:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>guess</dc:creator>
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