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Once there lived a mother who had two sons who were very young. The mother only gave milk to one son and neglected the other son.

The milkless son decided to apply poison on his mother’s breast so that the other son would get killed. Purchase viagra

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A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’ s final exam. Levitra prescription Viagra prescription Purchase viagra

“Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever.”

A smart ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. Levitra prescription

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The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, “What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: ” Take only ONE. Levitra prescription Viagra prescription Purchase viagra God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, “Take all You want. God is watching the apples!”

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