My Stupid Acts

Larry received a parrot for his birthday.  The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.  Every other word was an expletive.  Those that weren’t expletives, were to say the least, rude.  Larry tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example.
Nothing worked.
He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.  He tried everything he could think of, but the bird just got more angry and more rude.  F inally, Purchase viagra in a moment of desper Viagra prescription ation, Larry put the parrot in the freezer. Levitra prescription
For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream – then suddenly, there was quiet.  Not a sound for half a minute.  Worried that he may have hurt the bird, he quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto Larry’s extended arm and said, “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.  I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior.  I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.”
Larry was astonished at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, clearing his throat, “May I ask what the chicken did?”