The M.U.N.S.A. Test Do you have an unusual Intelligence? Do you often lose interest in supposedly “interesting” movies? It could be that you’re one of the 5% of the world’s population having the mental capacity of a steaming turd! If so, you may want to join MUNSA – Mentally Unemployed and Noticeably Stupid Association.
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy,
“Son, how old are you?”
“Eight,” the boy replied.
The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?”
The boy replied, “Not exactly, but [...]
My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing YOGA to treat the problem. Soon her finger-nails started growing normally.
Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.
“No,” she replied with a funny sweet [...]
During WW II a British fighter pilot was shot down over Germany and he was captured by the Nazis. He was hurt pretty bad, so the German doctor amputated his left arm. He requested that they drop his arm over his base in England. So the Germans did.
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SOME LADY WENT TO BAR, AND SIT ON BARTABLE IN FRONT OF BARMAN. OTHE GUY SIT ON THE LET HAND SIDE AND OTHE MAN SIT ON RIGHT ON SIDE. THE ONE WHO SIT ON THE [...]
Grand chlid:Gogo why are you always seating in this chair?
Gogo:I’m watching T.V.
Grand Child o you have a boy friend?
Gogo was bored by these questions from her grand child and decided to answer nobakanjani.
Gogo:Yes the TV is my boyfriend !
Grand child :Yo’ve got such a [...]
Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga……
eight man r [...]
,one for ELLERINES and other one was working for WONDER furniture shop they use to take the same bus at same stop at the same time. So other day they were waiting [...]
Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use [...]
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs
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☻Five rules of girls
1: Love me but don’t touch me
2: Touch me but don’t kiss me
3: Kiss me but don’t use me
4: [...]
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
– Steven Wright
PLUS: 11 Crazy Things We Do While We Drive
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
“What’s [...]
The 16th tee featured a fairway that ran along a road. The first golfer in a foursome teed off and hooked the ball. It soared over the fence and bounced onto the street, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and ricocheted back onto the fairway.
As they all stood in [...]
What do you get when you cross a librarian and a lawyer?
All the information you want, except you can’t understand it.
What’s wrong with lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else seems to think that they’re jokes.
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Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he’s snagged an old bottle. As he’s taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. “Turn the lake into beer,” he says. The genie goes “Poof!” and the lake [...]
With Katrina Kaif moving around with both Salman and Ranbir Kapoor, speculation is ripe about who’ll win Katrina!
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Rumour is spreading like a wild fire that Aishwarya Rai may be pregnant and the golden couple of bollywood Ash & Abhi are expecting their first child!
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A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer ………… and some of those peanuts.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but why the big paws?”
A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re quite a celebrity around here. We’ve even got a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You’ve [...]
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