A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life
would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon
with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a [...]

Suspicious about her husband cheating on her, the blonde quickly bought a gun. When the blonde got home, she found her husband with another woman. Upset, the blonde took out the gun and pointed it towards her head. The husband begged her not to shoot herself. Then the blonde yelled, “Shut [...]

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can’t [...]

An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another [...]

A mother was sitting with her 6-month-old child on a train. A man across from them sat and stared at the child and finally said, “Man, that is one UGLY baby!’ Extremely upset, the women cried, “How could you say that?!? That is very horrible! You should be put in jail for saying something like [...]

// A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. [...]

Three Dumb Hunters

Three dummies decide to go hunting. The first one says he’s going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck.”

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A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his [...]

Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: “Man, I dated her last Tuesday and [...]

A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist’s office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. “She [...]

Biggest Morons of 2010

Winner of the dumb corporation award… AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. (Who’s the dummy?)

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In 1988, Steve Jennings was on vacation in Australia after graduating from Southeastern University. During a hike through the Outback, he came across a young elephant standing with one leg raised in the air as if it was in pain.

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