<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>My Stupid Acts</title>
	<atom:link href="http://mystupidacts.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://mystupidacts.com</link>
	<description>Laugh at yourself (. .) Short Jokes &#38; Funny Stories</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:59:50 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Bad Mouthology</title>
		<link>http://mystupidacts.com/bad-mouthology/</link>
		<comments>http://mystupidacts.com/bad-mouthology/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hassan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[badmoujtology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sinking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tourist]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mystupidacts.com/?p=2198</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A silly tourist asked a boat guy: . do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology ? . The boat guy said: . NO to all the questions. . The tourist then said: . What the hell you know on the face of this earth ? You will die of illiteracy !! . After a while, [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mystupidacts.com/bad-mouthology/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Real Miser</title>
		<link>http://mystupidacts.com/real-miser/</link>
		<comments>http://mystupidacts.com/real-miser/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hassan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[box]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[casket]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[miser]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[money]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wife]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mystupidacts.com/?p=2195</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, &#8220;Now listen, when I die, I want you to take [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mystupidacts.com/real-miser/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Cheap Christmas present</title>
		<link>http://mystupidacts.com/cheap-christmas-present/</link>
		<comments>http://mystupidacts.com/cheap-christmas-present/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Short Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bottle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cheap gift]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmis present]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disguested]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[groused]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mirror]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tom]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mystupidacts.com/?p=2190</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. &#8220;How about some perfume?&#8221; he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. &#8220;That&#8217;s a bit much,&#8221; said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. &#8220;Thats [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mystupidacts.com/cheap-christmas-present/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The strange Christmas scene</title>
		<link>http://mystupidacts.com/the-strange-christmas-scene/</link>
		<comments>http://mystupidacts.com/the-strange-christmas-scene/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 06:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hassan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bothered]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nativity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[santa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scene]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mystupidacts.com/?p=2186</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[southern town there was a &#8220;Nativity Scene&#8221; that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen&#8217;s helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a &#8220;Quik Stop&#8221; on the edge of town, I asked the [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mystupidacts.com/the-strange-christmas-scene/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Length &amp; Height&#8230;..</title>
		<link>http://mystupidacts.com/length-height/</link>
		<comments>http://mystupidacts.com/length-height/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 17:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hassan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reality Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[engineers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flag.pole]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frustrated]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[height]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mathematician]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[measure]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mystupidacts.com/?p=2181</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some engineers are trying to measure the height of a flag pole. They only have a measuring tape and are quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It falls down all the time. A mathematician comes along and asks what they are doing. They explain it to him. &#8220;Well, that&#8217;s easy&#8230;&#8221; He [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mystupidacts.com/length-height/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Wife Missed the Bus</title>
		<link>http://mystupidacts.com/wife-missed-the-bus/</link>
		<comments>http://mystupidacts.com/wife-missed-the-bus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 14:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Short Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[accident]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[died]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[husband]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ladies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[missed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wife]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wives]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mystupidacts.com/?p=2177</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A Bus Full Of House Wives Met An Accident And All The Ladies Died. Husbands Cried For A Week. A Man Was Still Found Crying Even After 2 Weeks, Because . . &#8220;His Wife Had Missed The Bus&#8221;]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mystupidacts.com/wife-missed-the-bus/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Train vs Plane&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://mystupidacts.com/train-vs-plane/</link>
		<comments>http://mystupidacts.com/train-vs-plane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 14:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Short Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[engineer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[engines]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gentleman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ladies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[passengers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[train]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mystupidacts.com/?p=2174</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A large, two-engined train was making it&#8217;s way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. “No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine there.” the engineer thought, and carried on at half power. Farther on down the line, (if you didn&#8217;t guess) the other [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mystupidacts.com/train-vs-plane/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>How To Catch A Lion???</title>
		<link>http://mystupidacts.com/how-to-catch-a-lion/</link>
		<comments>http://mystupidacts.com/how-to-catch-a-lion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 13:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reality Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mystupidacts.com/?p=2167</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Newton &#8216;s Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion. ******************** Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mystupidacts.com/how-to-catch-a-lion/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>New Blonde Stewardess</title>
		<link>http://mystupidacts.com/new-blonde-stewardess/</link>
		<comments>http://mystupidacts.com/new-blonde-stewardess/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 06:43:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[captain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hotel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[personnel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pilot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[route]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sobbing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stewardess]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mystupidacts.com/?p=2164</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mystupidacts.com/new-blonde-stewardess/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Sardar Accident</title>
		<link>http://mystupidacts.com/sardar-accident/</link>
		<comments>http://mystupidacts.com/sardar-accident/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 13:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Short Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cuaght]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[damage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[police]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sardar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mystupidacts.com/?p=2160</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A SARDAR was caught by police: People: how did you kill 50 people?? . . Sardar said: I was driving my car at 40 mph, but when i tried to stop&#8230; i found that i have no breaks&#8230; I saw two men walking in the street and a wedding going at the other side of [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mystupidacts.com/sardar-accident/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

