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Next Sunday minute before 11am all Dr & Nurses Stand around that Bed and started waiting to see WHAT WAS THE CAUSE

Then suddenly

A part time Sweeper, Entered the ICU

Unplugged the Life Support System of that Bed & Plugged In His Mobile Charger ;-)

A retired man went into the Job Center in downtown Nanaimo British Columbia and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant.
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You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair then rub in soothing oils so they’re ready for the gynecologist’s examination. “The annual salary is $85,000, and you’ll have to go to Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.”

“Good grief, is that where the job is?”

“No sir, that’s where the end of the line is right now.”

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