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Ek Lerki Bikhre baal

Ek Lerki

ßikhry baal

ßura haal

nange paer

raat me Akele bhag rhi thi

cheekhti chillati

BACHAO BACHAO

2 Larky uske peeche bhag rahe thhe,,,

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KYA HUA HOGA..??

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Jan’ny k lye dekhiye

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A Sardar Was selling Grapes
and was saying loudly

“Alo ley lo, Alo ley Lo”

“Alo ley lo, Alo ley Lo”

A man were say to Sardar

“Sardar Ji Yeh to Angoor hai Alo nai”

Sardar Say him
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“Chup ho Jay Warna Makheiyan Aa Jayein gi”

.Sardar first time in plane going to Bangladesh

while landing he shouted
“Bangladesh”
“Bangladesh”

Air hostess said:–
Plzz B silent

Sardar: Ok

then sardar shouted :
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“angladesh”
“angladesh”

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# Are easier to train.

# Don’t ask for money all the time.

# Don’t drink or smoke.

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# Don’t want to wear your clothes.

# Don’t need a gazillion dollars for college, and

# If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

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The girl from the South, being friendly and all, said, “So, where ya`ll from?”

The Northern girl turned her nose up, and said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.”

The girl from the South sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, “So, where ya`ll from, bitch?”