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	<title>My Stupid Acts &#187; Short Jokes</title>
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		<title>Cheap Christmas present</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. &#8220;How about some perfume?&#8221; he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. &#8220;That&#8217;s a bit much,&#8221; said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. &#8220;Thats [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/cheap-christmas-present/' addthis:title='Cheap Christmas present' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Wife Missed the Bus</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 14:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Bus Full Of House Wives Met An Accident And All The Ladies Died. Husbands Cried For A Week. A Man Was Still Found Crying Even After 2 Weeks, Because . . &#8220;His Wife Had Missed The Bus&#8221;<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/wife-missed-the-bus/' addthis:title='Wife Missed the Bus' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Train vs Plane&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 14:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A large, two-engined train was making it&#8217;s way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. “No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine there.” the engineer thought, and carried on at half power. Farther on down the line, (if you didn&#8217;t guess) the other [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/train-vs-plane/' addthis:title='Train vs Plane&#8230;.' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Accident</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 13:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A SARDAR was caught by police: People: how did you kill 50 people?? . . Sardar said: I was driving my car at 40 mph, but when i tried to stop&#8230; i found that i have no breaks&#8230; I saw two men walking in the street and a wedding going at the other side of [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/sardar-accident/' addthis:title='Sardar Accident' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>The cat with two faces. Amazing.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 18:52:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A cat with two faces, named Frank and Louie, one name for each face, is held by the cats owner, who identified herself only as Marty, at their home in Worcester, Mass. The animal is known as a Janus cat, named for the figure in Roman mythology with two faces on one head. Levitra prescription [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/the-cat-with-two-faces-amazing/' addthis:title='The cat with two faces. Amazing.' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Mujhe Aankh Kyon Maari?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 07:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sarda Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Sardar: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho. Levitra prescription Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai. Sardar: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha.<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/mujhe-aankh-kyon-maari/' addthis:title='Mujhe Aankh Kyon Maari?' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Beer Contains Female Hormones</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 16:58:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor implants new ear to a man. Man: U fraud, U gave me a woman&#8217;s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference. Levitra prescription Man: It does, now I can hear everything but understand nothing. Viagra prescription<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/beer-contains-female-hormones/' addthis:title='Beer Contains Female Hormones' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Ek Lerki Bikhre baal</title>
		<link>http://mystupidacts.com/ek-lerki-bikhre-baal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 17:52:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mystupidacts.com/?p=2139</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ek Lerki Bikhre baal Ek Lerki ßikhry baal ßura haal nange paer raat me Akele bhag rhi thi cheekhti chillati BACHAO BACHAO 2 Larky uske peeche bhag rahe thhe,,, . . . . . . . . . KYA HUA HOGA..?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jan&#8217;ny [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/ek-lerki-bikhre-baal/' addthis:title='Ek Lerki Bikhre baal' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>The Students Of Accounting &amp; Finance.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arrange Marriage: 5,00,000 Shadi Par. 1,00,000 Haq Meher. Aur Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000 Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000 Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667 1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778 Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963 . Ufff! Tauba Tauba. Love Marriage: Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper. Levitra prescription Purchase viagra [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/the-students-of-accounting-finance/' addthis:title='The Students Of Accounting &#38; Finance.' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Difference Between Complete &amp; Finish</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 09:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People say there is Purchase viagra no difference between COMPLETE &#38; FINISH&#8230; But there is. Levitra prescription Viagra prescription When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE &#8230;. And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED &#8230;.. ! ! ! ! ! ! And when the right one catches you with the [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/difference-between-complete-finish/' addthis:title='Difference Between Complete &#38; Finish' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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