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After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.

“That’s a bit much,” said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

“Thats still quite a bit,” Tom groused.

Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.

Tom grew agitated, “What I mean,” he said, “is I’d like to see something real cheap.”

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

A Bus Full Of House Wives Met
An Accident And All The Ladies Died.

Husbands Cried For A Week.

A Man Was Still Found Crying Even After 2 Weeks, Because
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“His Wife Had Missed The Bus”

A large, two-engined train was making it’s way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down.

“No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine there.” the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.

Farther on down the line, (if you didn’t guess) the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill in the middle of nowhere.

The engineer needed to inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and always trying to look on the bright side of things, made the following announcement: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time until the additional engines arrive. The good news is that you didn’t take this trip in a plane!”

A SARDAR was caught by police:
People: how did you kill 50 people??
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Sardar said: I was driving my car at 40 mph, but when i tried to stop… i found that i have no breaks…
I saw two men walking in the street and a wedding going at the other side of the street…
who should i hit???
The polics man said: of course the two men….less damage,,,
Sardar: Thats what i thought to myself, but when i did it. i hit only one and the other ran to the wedding, so i went after him

A cat with two faces, named Frank and Louie, one name for each face, is held by the cats owner, who identified herself only as Marty, at their home in Worcester, Mass. The animal is known as a Janus cat, named for the figure in Roman mythology with two faces on one head. Levitra prescription The owner calls the face on the left Frank, while the face on the right is identified as Louie.

Sarda Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

Sardar: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho. Levitra prescription

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi,
Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Sardar: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha.

Doctor implants new ear to a man.
Man: U fraud, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference. Levitra prescription
Man: It does, now I can hear everything but understand nothing. Viagra prescription