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		<title>Length &amp; Height&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 17:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hassan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some engineers are trying to measure the height of a flag pole. They only have a measuring tape and are quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It falls down all the time. A mathematician comes along and asks what they are doing. They explain it to him. &#8220;Well, that&#8217;s easy&#8230;&#8221; He [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/length-height/' addthis:title='Length &#038; Height&#8230;..' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>How To Catch A Lion???</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 13:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newton &#8216;s Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion. ******************** Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/how-to-catch-a-lion/' addthis:title='How To Catch A Lion???' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Latest jokes of Meera</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 02:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<title>The attractive woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 10:34:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. Purchase viagra W hen Levitra prescription he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/the-attractive-woman/' addthis:title='The attractive woman' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Sick Husband</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 11:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor&#8217;s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. Levitra prescription He said, &#8220;Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. Viagra prescription If you don&#8217;t do the following, your husband will surely die.&#8221; &#8220;E ach morning, fix [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/sick-husban/' addthis:title='Sick Husband' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Cake Or Bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 07:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A husb and is Levitra prescription at home watching a football game when his wife interrups. &#8220;Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It&#8217;s been flickering for weeks now.&#8221; He looks at her and says, angrily, &#8220;Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead Purchase viagra [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/cake-or-bed/' addthis:title='Cake Or Bed' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Intresting Facts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 15:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hassan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do we sometimes write &#8216;etc&#8217; at the end in Purchase viagra the exam? Bcoz it means&#8230; . . . . E-End of T-thinking C-capacity. ************* How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife&#8217;s Mind 4 u? ? ? ? ? ? Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. &#8220;I Luv u too&#8221; . . [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/intresting-facts/' addthis:title='Intresting Facts' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Like Married</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 10:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Levitra prescription Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/like-married/' addthis:title='Like Married' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>A kindergarten teacher</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 13:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<title>Two Women Without Their Husbands</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 13:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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