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		<title>Bad Mouthology</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hassan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A silly tourist asked a boat guy: . do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology ? . The boat guy said: . NO to all the questions. . The tourist then said: . What the hell you know on the face of this earth ? You will die of illiteracy !! . After a while, [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/bad-mouthology/' addthis:title='Bad Mouthology' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Miser</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hassan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, &#8220;Now listen, when I die, I want you to take [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/real-miser/' addthis:title='Real Miser' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>The strange Christmas scene</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 06:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hassan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[southern town there was a &#8220;Nativity Scene&#8221; that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen&#8217;s helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a &#8220;Quik Stop&#8221; on the edge of town, I asked the [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/the-strange-christmas-scene/' addthis:title='The strange Christmas scene' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>New Blonde Stewardess</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 06:43:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/new-blonde-stewardess/' addthis:title='New Blonde Stewardess' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>IT Husband</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 10:39:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband: (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.” Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or file name. Wife: But I told you in the morning Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort? [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/it-husband/' addthis:title='IT Husband' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyer is a lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 06:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Viagra prescription Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, &#8220;What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/lawyer-is-a-lawyer/' addthis:title='Lawyer is a lawyer' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Diary Of a Young Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 06:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It’s fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, “beat 12 eggs separately.” Well, I didn’t have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/diary-of-a-young-wife/' addthis:title='Diary Of a Young Wife' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Drunk Pukes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 07:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. Purchase viagra If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.” “Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/drunk-pukes/' addthis:title='Drunk Pukes' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Saving her hat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 17:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn&#8217;t blow off in the w Levitra prescription ind. Viagra prescription A gentleman approached her and said: &#8220;Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did you know that your dress is [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/saving-her-hat/' addthis:title='Saving her hat' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>You know you are living in 2011 when&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 11:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waqar Ahmad 0301-8805799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven&#8217;t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/you-know-you-are-living-in-2011-when/' addthis:title='You know you are living in 2011 when&#8230;' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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