One day, as a husband was reading the Sunday paper, his wife smacked him upside the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” cried the husband.
“I was doing your laundry when I found a piece of paper with the name of Marylou on it!” screamed the wife. “Who is she? Are you cheating [...]

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?”
The candidate said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The HR Person said, “Well, what would you say to a package of [...]

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. “Where the hell have you been all night?” she demands. “At this fantastic new bar,” he says. “The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. [...]

A blonde thinks of doing some business and produce something from her labor. She plans a chicken farm and buys a hundred chickens to get it running. A month later, she returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot has died. Another month passes and she’s [...]

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life
would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon
with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a [...]

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Little Debbie was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Debbie, who created the universe?” When Debbie didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin [...]

A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his [...]

A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist’s office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. “She [...]

In 1988, Steve Jennings was on vacation in Australia after graduating from Southeastern University. During a hike through the Outback, he came across a young elephant standing with one leg raised in the air as if it was in pain.

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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day,  picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy,
“Son, how old are you?”
“Eight,” the boy replied.
The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?”
The boy replied, “Not exactly, but [...]

What do you get when you cross a librarian and a lawyer?
All the information you want, except you can’t understand it.
What’s wrong with lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else seems to think that they’re jokes.

Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he’s snagged an old bottle. As he’s taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. “Turn the lake into beer,” he says. The genie goes “Poof!” and the lake [...]