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	<title>My Stupid Acts &#187; zulfi799</title>
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		<title>Bad News, Good News, Great News</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 06:57:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zulfi799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. &#8220;We&#8217;re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Purchase viagra Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife.&#8221; &#8220;Well, tell me!&#8221; the man said. Levitra prescription Viagra prescription The [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/bad-news-good-news-great-news/' addthis:title='Bad News, Good News, Great News' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>A Problem of Problems</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 06:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zulfi799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, Viagra prescription they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. &#8220;Father,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I am deeply concerned about the success of my [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/a-problem-of-problems/' addthis:title='A Problem of Problems' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Red Light Signal</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:36:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zulfi799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Levitra prescription Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. Viagra prescription Purchase viagra The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, &#8220;I must be [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/red-light-signal/' addthis:title='Red Light Signal' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>The End Of Get Rich Quick = The Beginning Of Getting Rich</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zulfi799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[* Tired of the relentless &#8220;Get Rich Quick&#8221; schemes that abound? * Have you fallen victim to pyramid scheme after pyramid scheme in a fruitless attempt to realize your &#8220;American Dream&#8221; of becoming fabulously wealthy without earning it? * Have you found attempts to swindle money from the unsuspecting public has left you high and [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/the-end-of-get-rich-quick-the-beginning-of-getting-rich/' addthis:title='The End Of Get Rich Quick = The Beginning Of Getting Rich' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Stairs &amp; the Lift</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zulfi799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and Levitra prescription were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper. Viagra prescription After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/stairs-the-lift/' addthis:title='Stairs &#38; the Lift' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Revenge on a Taxi Driver</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zulfi799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two years later the man comes back and goes to the same casino. Viagra prescription Purchase viagra This time he wins money. As he exits the casino, he sees a long line of Taxi drivers.. and at the end is his enemy from two years ago. Seeing this, the man decides to get his revenge. [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/revenge-on-a-taxi-driver/' addthis:title='Revenge on a Taxi Driver' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Beautiful</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:37:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zulfi799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. Levitra prescription His eyes fluttered open and he said, &#8220;You&#8217;re beautiful!&#8221; and t hen he fell asleep again. Purchase viagra His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/beautiful/' addthis:title='Beautiful' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>101 Ways To Annoy People</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 07:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zulfi799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write &#8220;for sensual massage.&#8221; 3. Specify that your drive-through order is &#8220;to go.&#8221; 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of &#8220;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip&#8230;&#8221; 5. If you have a glass eye, tap [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/101-ways-to-annoy-people/' addthis:title='101 Ways To Annoy People' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Girls night out</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zulfi799</dc:creator>
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		<title>From A Mother With Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zulfi799</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can&#8217;t read fast. We don&#8217;t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won&#8217;t be able to send you the address, as the [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://mystupidacts.com/from-a-mother-with-love/' addthis:title='From A Mother With Love' ><a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&#38;username=xa-4d2b47597ad291fb" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a><span class="addthis_separator">&#124;</span><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a></div>]]></description>
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