A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician’s office.
After the exam, she shyly said, “My husband wants me to ask you…,” to which the doctor replies, “I know, I know,” placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in [...]

This guy met a woman at a bar and she took him home to have sex. Afterwards when he is getting dressed, he sees a picture of some guy on her dresser.
He asks her who the picture is of and she replies, “Don’t worry about it.”
He then says, “Well is that your husband?”
She says that [...]

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.

A man in Bar orders Champagne.
Lady next to him “What a Coincidence, I have ordered Champagne too!”
Man: ” I am celebrating”
Lady: Me Too!”
Man: “What a coincidence, What you celebrating?”
Lady: ” My husband * I have tried for years to have a baby. Today i am pregnant!”
Man: “what a coincidence, I am a Farmer. For [...]

1. It’s easier for a woman to “turn on” a computer
2. Women don’t have motherboard fixations.
3. Women are much better at FDISK-ing a hard drive
4. When lost on the Internet, women are willing to ask for directions.
5. Women can communicate gossip and rumors quicker than the fastest modem.
6. Only women (I think) can marry Bill [...]

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, “made [...]

A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I’M HUNGRY.
I’m hungry.
I’M SLEEPY.
I’m sleepy.
I’M TIRED.
I’m tired.
I’VE GOTTA GO.
Get out of the way and stay away until it clears.
WHAT’S WRONG?
I don’t see why you’re making such a big deal out of this.
WHAT’S WRONG?
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
YES, I LIKE THE WAY [...]

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The [...]

Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can’t read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won’t be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived [...]

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. “Ma’am, is there a reason that you’re weaving all over the road?”
The woman replied, “Oh officer, thank goodness you’re here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of [...]

At the World Women’s Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: “At last year’s conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the [...]

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole – killing them both instantly.
The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The [...]